Deranged marriage

Been a long time.. In the long time, been there done that.. So no more flashbacks. No more revolving tortoise coils in the background. I am here to make a new start.. a new beginning!
The news is me getting married.. rather trying to get married. Finally I have given into parental pressure and have agreed to get married. This time, thankfully for them, its a girl of their choice. So me is the king now.. Me can pick and choose.. Me can ask her anything.. oh yeah! ME IS THE KING! :D (i can see laks, joy, and molay infuriated)

Apart from the usual freinds, foes, family, and other contacts; my parents have promptly gone ahead and embraced technology. They have me registered in Bharatmatrimony and Shaadi.com. So now, its prime time comedy every single day! Why? Read on to find some of the profiles that Bharatmatrimony thinks are good matches for me. Names have been withheld without request. Also, my thoughts about each of the profiles..

OURS is neuclar family consisting one daughter and son, hailing from west godavari tradational and educated, searching for same lines for a groom either side of software engineer or doctor or army or IPS or IAS.My daughter is an soft ware engineer brought up in a educated atmosphere under tradational shelter.
Educated atmosphere and traditional shelter … bole toh kya re?

father of bride is an ex.execute of bank and now practising advoate AND mother is house wife and the son is prosecuting engineering
forget abt the spelling mistakes.. WTF is “prosecuting engineering”??


She is looking very homely.she respected our traditional values. we are joint family, she loses her father,she is having mother and two younger sisters. one sister is working as a opthamalasist and another one is doing her graduation.mother is house wife.

She looks like a home. She has a doorbell, windows with curtains, etc..

i am very nice person & talkative& bubbly i am very intleegentperson i am pursuming btech and final year
She is indeed a brilliant person and all that.. just look at her spellings man! Not content with Oxford, she has come up with a dictionary of her own.

hii...m a very flexi kind of girl n wish to njoy every movement n love to
She is made of rubber!!!

i am calm n simple girl................
i belomg to very good n decent family............
i am mot a choosy type person...........
I can use more periods than you, here you go……………………………

im a person of love,caring,sentimental,emotinal,beautiful n wt not..,u will know me when u talk to me..,
Modesty at its best!! n what not????

I am a naughty girl . I am looking for a guy who is to be take care of me alot .Looking for someone who is bubbly and likes to explore new things along with me.I like to go to movies in every weekend.
Naughty? Explore new things along with me? Sounds kinky!! Go spanking baby!!

i'm dark skinned but very fast learner.i'm a short tempered.i can take good care of the family.i'm a modern thinker and open minded.i like to be cared and loved.i don't like people who very possessive.
Dark skinned BUT very fast learner. Never knew the color of your skin determined you learning abilities. In that case, I am very learning-impaired! :(

In my childhood my mother knows Jesus Christ. I also fallowed her way. I tasted Jesus. So we search a guy who is accepted Jesus in life.
Tasted?? Amen!

i am telling very honest.and i am doing B.TECH 2nd year, in any case i did not get any angry(kopam).i like dolls very much.the person(i mean lifepartner)which i am choose his soul (manchi manasu).i am thinking your are looking handsome by by by.
She is the satan man.. takes your soul (manchi manasu). She is thinking I am looking handsome. By by by. I love this girl :)