Abhi’s Philofunda of the day – Behind every succesful woman, there is a nice bu*t. Behind every successful man, there are 2890473 women!!

I love AIRTEL. Yes I do.. I just fell in love with it!

Mobile service providers – no matter who they are – are the guys we love to hate (oops.. shooted off another of my clichés). Unlike, all the mobile-connection-bashers Ive just fallen in love with them. These guys put a broad smile on my face in the morning.

I got a call from the customer feedback department (the department that bores all the crap) asking me for my feedback. The girl on the other side was a mallu.. how did I make it out?? Actually, this one was very easy – I dint have to use my superlative intelligence for it!. She was a proper lolla kutty! Yeah dudies, she had this major lolla accent. Her accent gave her in man!

For a moment I thought this was some kinda prank.. End of it i was in splits man!

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Excerpts from the conversation:
Lolla Kutty (LK): Hallo Saar.. My name iz Ruby. Im calling from Aairtale Kastomer Kare. Can you spare a few minutes saar.
Me: Yeah…
(Bloody Hell, check out her accent man!! F**k, I don’t have recorder on my mobile)
LK: Saar is this the first kaal from Airtel, you getting?
ME: Yes
(Who cares abt the call.. Her “saar” is way too cool man!)
LK: Saar, u dint get a kaal last month after ure bill?
Me: Yeah, I got that…
(Y does she have that short syllable “aa” after everything… billa for bill. Heck, Ive gotta stop giglling. Im in office man!!)
LK: Wasi the Reprezentativa polight and carteez?
ME: Excuse me?
(What was that.. Missed that by 25 lightyears! Man, people are thinking im listening to a standup comedy on phone)
LK (guess, she heard my muffled laughter.. she was pretty serious and repeated that again): Wazz the Reprezentativa polight and carteaouz?
Me: yes… hahahahaha
(Shit! That was Polite and Courteous.. That was wicked man!! I wanna repeat my schooling in her school! Damn, did she hear my laugh)
LK: mumble.. jumble.. grumble… tumble…
(some crap I could not comprehend… I’m chocking, trying to stop laughing… GOSH!! That polite thing was something!!)
LK: Anything else you have to say saar?
ME: No thank you… muahahahahaha…..
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That was it.. I actually had to disconnect the call… She was just awesome man!! I may have been rude.. But had to laught out loud!!
Keep hoping and praying that you get a call from them soon… She really made my day!!! Thank you lolla kutty..