Thursday, December 22, 2005

First love…. First date… First blog.. all happen when you least expect it.. Atleast for me it has been true..

Love and blog.. What’s the connection?

Man, just wanted to start on a philosophical note, thats all!! That’s as much as philosophy you would get here.. na nana na nanana !!!

FAQ

(That’s Frequently Asked Questions, you dodo!! Not something starting with the four letter word.. God, where is generation heading..)

1) Who are you?
Abhishek Sura.. Sura has no connection with the Sanskrit name for alcohol (my friends think otherwise). Staying in Bangalore, but always living in a little Hyderabad of my own.


2) What do you do?
Now you are talking, well let me see… I started working as a medical transcriptionist (yeah, the same dorky thing that brought about BPO to India) and then became a Technical Writer for the money, and my first love( anything that has a dash of technology.. I would rather watch the 14 inches of glass they call a monitor than a pair of lovey dovey eyes… No Offence meant…)
I was working for about 4 different companies as a TW in Hyderabad, before I gave up life and moved to Bangalore. Bangalore is not that bad.. But I miss my friends a lot.. sniff sniff..

After work, I basically do everything that’s legal yet immoral..


3) Why the hell did u start this blog?
Well, you know in our profession we are not supposed to be creative in our writing, so started this blog. See the example below you will understand my frustration..


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Procedure to delete a file. (The TW version)

To delete a file or folder
1) Open My Documents.
If the file or folder you want to delete is not located in My Documents or its subfolders, use Search to find it. To open Search, click Start, point to Search, and then click For Files or Folders.
2) Click the file or folder you want to delete.
3) Under File and Folder Tasks, click Delete this file or Delete this folder.


Procedure to delete a file (The way i wanna do it... with a twist of creative writing)

Why do you want to delete this file? Is this something you don’t want ur boss to see?

Well lets go ahead and delete this file shall we.. If you are done thinking about the blonde in the file you are about to delete, please pay some attention here.

1) Go to place where this file is located… NO!! I don’t mean you walk to and fro from the computer and the door.. Go the file location in windows explorer (No reference to peeping tom by any chance!!)
2) Now there are two ways you can do this.. BTW, are you sure you want to delete it and not have another look at it? ;)
First way: Right-click on the file you want to delete, and select Delete from the menu.
Second way: I love this one… press Delete on your keyboard.

You do the same thing if you wanna delete a folder…


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Wasn’t that fun or what.. I mean who would nt love to read something like that…

Thats how you write a help... you writing shld nt look like the thesis about "The Effects of electromagnetic solar waves on the wing span of a bumblebee"

So this blog is gonna be all about my consititutional right to freedom of expression..

Anyways, if you studying behaivour of aliens in society, this blog is your place to be..

GTG, time to check my other mails... :D